Why I Hate My Job, Part 732

Spending all day trying to crash a Yeltsin obit for an audience that will not understand the phrase "tank-top defiance" without an explanation that he was not, in fact, baring arms. And spending all day trying to crash the Yeltsin obit after having received idiotic queries from fact-checkers at midnight the night before about another story that was supposed to have closed the previous Friday, but I am in fact still closing as we speak.