Today I received a shout-out in the big morning news meeting… for my update on a certain, um, wino's bra episode.
Dear God, how is this possibly my life?
I also opened my refrigerator today to discover it contained only semi-skimmed milk (necessary ingredient for morning oatmeal) and a big leather handbag.
Why the handbag in the fridge? It’s got gum on it, and I don’t have a freezer or peanut butter (another of Google’s get-out-the-gum suggestions).
Lots going on but it’s been to crazy to blog. I’ve been out every night for more than a week, and quite a lot of those have been late nights. Must get sleep, but first must close this week’s stories…
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So a drunken, wandering crackhead is part of your life right now? You have to admit, it's definitely not boring! ;)
ReplyDeleteHope you get some sleep soon! You don't want to have to fuel your body the wino way!
So did you get off the gum? heh :-)
ReplyDeleteyes, did it work?
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